Warning to Empty Blogs
This is mostly a note for those who may have recently come to tumblr and do not understand the importance of actually using your blog.
If you follow me, and have a default profile icon, and no posts or reblogs on your page, there is a chance that I am going to block you for thinking you are a bot/spam account.
I go through my recent follows every week or so, and if blogs like this have not updated their icon or made any posts or reblogged anything to their blogs, I will assume they are in fact bot accounts and will block them.
*I’m not referring to those who have not reblogged anything from me, I mean those who haven’t reblogged anything at all in general.Blocking empty blogs, is a common thing that blogs do, so if you suddenly cannot access blogs you follow, this is a likely reason.
So, how do you avoid getting blocked? Upload a profile picture, change your banner, add a bio (no need to put any personal info unless you want. Just add a ‘hello’, a quote, anything). Do more than just like posts. Reblog, or maybe make some original posts.
This is not the kind of site you should remain completely inactive on. There are like buttons, and reblog buttons for a reason.
*Also, if your blog remains empty and inactive, even if you log into it daily, there is a chance that it will be deleted by staff for mistaking you as a bot as well.
Example of a possibly bot/spam account:
^this kind of blog will most likely get you blocked, sorry.
xx
(via cupcakeslushie)
They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it’s genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.
(via punkitt-is-here)
So, Dragon!Kaufmo, huh?
(Non-glitched and glitched version)
So I’d like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.
Here is the lover, theres the dreamer, and that one there on the right is me.
Just entered a new relationship. There’s Paul, a real estate novelist who never had time for a wife, and Davy, who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life.
Yeah, this is my new boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, he was a punk and she did ballet. What more can I say?
Yeah, just got a picture of our polycule back. On the left is the clown, on the right is the joker, and of course, stuck in the middle, there’s you.
my three girlfriends, the soldier who carries a mighty sword, the writer whose weapon is his word, and the king whose brow is big and worn. And yes, they do smoke weed.
(via gallusrostromegalus)
those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse
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two big questions firstable how do you make a bracelet about something this specific and just forget what it was about as if this movie didnt induce irreversible biochemical changes in the brains of people who would do things like make bracelets referencing this movie and second how does the commenter know the exact quote and yet not the actor or character who said it
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